What to say?

These few days I wrote on my msn status message saying: What you wanna talk when you call someone you missssssss?

1) Sherren : If is GF then give just call her and tell her that I miss her, if is non-gf just sms.
2) Ah Kai: How much? (most probably he thinks every girl is like his name)
3) Unknown 1: "long time no meet lor, can I date you out?"
4) Unknown 2: "how are you? and ........."
5) Lennie: Just tell her that I miss her wor......
6) Rich man mike: "No need lar, got money got girls lar, they will call you to tell you they miss you."

Fictional:
1) Why chai: ehhh I got something to ask you (standard hand shaking protocol as why chai), you know I miss you KAR?
2) Indian Mapaleh: Maciaa, Mapaleh dei inaleh...???
3) Japanese: Mushi mushi, Watashi wa, anata wa, Iku , yamate yamate yamate.?? LOL
4) Monk: 施主，everything is also mirror flower water moon, you have to see through it...
5)唐僧（唐三藏）: Dan Dan dan dan dan dan dan .....Only youuuuuuu..........!^#!%!#%


Nonetheless, is time to go back to work and rush for projectssssssss.